Show Me Your Stickers

"iforgotmyburnerkeyonce" (zer0hz) 08/04/2013 at 16:45 • Filed to: Stickers = Power

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I know you've got some; they add 5whp each!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > iforgotmyburnerkeyonce 08/04/2013 at 16:47

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I've got two-years-out-of-date parking stickers for Amherst College left over from the previous owner. Do those count?

McMike > iforgotmyburnerkeyonce 08/04/2013 at 16:50

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Everything I have sports a "watch for motorcycles" sticker in the back window.

That's it.

iforgotmyburnerkeyonce > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/04/2013 at 16:54

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Yes. Show me them.

Anon > iforgotmyburnerkeyonce 08/04/2013 at 17:07

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can't really tell on this picture but I have a Lotus livery Jalopnik sticker and my college parking sticker.

Klaus Schmoll > iforgotmyburnerkeyonce 08/04/2013 at 17:08

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I got busy and de-stickered my car the first day I got it. Only one on the paint, most of them were this shit that Austria and Switzerland force you to put on your windscreen if you want to drive through their tiny countries.

iforgotmyburnerkeyonce > Klaus Schmoll 08/04/2013 at 17:10

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Wait, they make you put stickers on your windshield to drive there, even if you're from out of country?

Agrajag > iforgotmyburnerkeyonce 08/04/2013 at 17:11

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No stickers currently, but I did have a small Superman sticker on my Grand Am during high school.

iforgotmyburnerkeyonce > Agrajag 08/04/2013 at 17:12

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Wow, so apparently I've been corrected. Maybe stickers don't add 5 whp each :(

moarpowerr > iforgotmyburnerkeyonce 08/04/2013 at 17:13

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I added a "limited edition" and V8 badge on my car just to troll people

desertdog5051 > iforgotmyburnerkeyonce 08/04/2013 at 17:18

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No stickers allowed on any of my vehicles.

Klaus Schmoll > iforgotmyburnerkeyonce 08/04/2013 at 17:19

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Only if you want to use their motorways. Which happen to be the fastest way to cross these tiny countries and get where you want to go.

http://jalopnik.com/how-not-to-get…

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Travis forget to buy one not far ago.

iforgotmyburnerkeyonce > desertdog5051 08/04/2013 at 17:20

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But think of the horsepowers!

Agrajag > iforgotmyburnerkeyonce 08/04/2013 at 17:24

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Has to be at least 1.7whp. Might be 5 at the crank.

desertdog5051 > iforgotmyburnerkeyonce 08/04/2013 at 17:28

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When I bought my current truck, it was loaded with stickers in the back window. Took me a couple of hours to de-violate it.

When I had a Bronco before that, the previous owner had put stickers on the back window and they covered the defrogger grid. Pissed me off.

I make my power with other stuff, like intake upgrades, exhaust upgrades and, in one vehicle, cam upgrade.

Clown Shoe Pilot > iforgotmyburnerkeyonce 08/04/2013 at 17:57

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My M Coupe has a Coupe Cartel, SCCA, NRA, 24 Hours of Lemons, COTA and MSR Cresson stickers on it. That's a nearly 10% HP increase!

The Veloster has SCCA and 2 COTA stickers. OVER 10% increase!

My toolboxes have 350 sticker HP between them

iforgotmyburnerkeyonce > Clown Shoe Pilot 08/04/2013 at 18:29

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Holy shit! Your toolboxes must run 9's, easy!

Clown Shoe Pilot > iforgotmyburnerkeyonce 08/04/2013 at 18:32

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you'd think that, but they're crazy heavy.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > iforgotmyburnerkeyonce 08/04/2013 at 19:20

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Sorry. UMass Amherst